I Challenge You to Watch This Bikini-Clad Kate Upton Ad and Not Get DirecTV [Video]

This is a really sad story—the tragic existence of Kate Upton. You see, Kate is so poor that she can't afford any clothing except one tiny bikini. Day after day, Kate wanders through the beach, lying down on the sand, with nothing to eat except the occasional raw lobster, which she hunts with her bare hands. More »

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